The king and queen's scheme to draw attention to their newfound wealth is derailed. Patrick and Broth go undercover to protect Blossom and bust the drug ring, but the truth behind this mystery is even more shocking than they suspected.

When Queen Tulip slips into a sex-toy-induced coma, King Merriman throws a beauty pageant to replace her. While every eligible lady in town tries to win the king's hand, Patrick desperately attempts to wake the queen before the kingdom is torn apart.