When Queen Tulip slips into a sex-toy-induced coma, King Merriman throws a beauty pageant to replace her. While every eligible lady in town tries to win the king's hand, Patrick desperately attempts to wake the queen before the kingdom is torn apart.

The circus returns to the kingdom, much to the king's delight. Blarney is reunited with his uppity clown college classmates. Patrick, however, is concerned that Danielle's circus origins make this an opportune time for her to strike again.