Dobie joins the football team to impress a cheerleader, but her boyfriend, "Roadblock" Jahurski, threatens to send Dobie to the hospital.

Dobie has never shied away from lying to win a girl's affections, but this time he has sunk to a new low: telling a med student that he has six months to live. If that isn't bad enough, the lie is also believed to be truth by Maynard and Dobie's parents.