Eddie runs into his cradle-robbing first love and must decide whether to rekindle his romance with the sexy senior citizen. Then, Granny and Lucy compete to win the affections of an androgynous dispatcher and Terry discovers moisturizer.

When the police captain catches Eddie sleeping with his wife days before the Tacoma FD/PD charity boxing match, he challenges Eddie to be the main event; Eddie takes the challenge but doesn't train, while has the crew fearing a bloodbath.