When Barney and the detectives arrive at the squad room and find it vandalized, Barney suspects the guilty party is Levitt. Meanwhile, Wojo and Dietrich assist a television executive when he is assaulted at a coffee shop.

When Wojo brings in a shoplifting suspect, it turns out he's wanted by the FBI for being a war protesting radical from the 1960's. Harris and Dietrich bring in a burglar who attempts to get the detectives to make jokes about his weight.