Barney and the detectives face an unusual situation when a burglar is brought in by Harris and Dietrich who happily announces he was celebrating his 50th year as a criminal. They then try to figure out who is acting as a field associate to Internal Affairs.

Barney and the detectives attempt to help an elderly blind man who is a mugging victim. Harris is on the receiving end of the ire of the department heads for going over the budget of the skin flick he was tasked to produce. Dietrich and Wojo bring in a suspect accused of stealing from a nearby charity. Inspector Luger stops by for a visit and complains about his new job downtown.