Spoof documentary series following the fictional Scottish police force as it keeps Scotland safe. 

In this episode, the comedy coppers must help a hungover high-heeled harridan in a hedge, find a felon in fancy dress and guard gig-goers going to a great gig. Meanwhile, the chief commissioner launches a logo live on BBC Radio Scotland. 

The Scottish Police Force continue to try to keep Caledonia crime-free. The officers attend to noisy neighbours noising each other up, an ice cream van man soft-serving hard liquor and a gang raid on an arcade.