Traffic Officers McKirdy and Singh discover that the journey to true love can be a rocky road. In the countryside, the rural coppers call for backup in the shape of Mother Nature.

Chief Commissioner Cameron Miekelson lambasts allegations of bias around policing at the Edinburgh Derby, and later reassesses the Scottish Police Force's new training policy when his virtual reality programme gets all too real.

Dream cop team PC Hugh McKirdy and PC Surjit Singh come across football pundit Chick Young stranded by the roadside. When Chick gets involved in a radio debate show about Scotland's greatest football player, PC Hugh and PC Surjit's behaviour is far from sporting.