Doty, take this down. My fellows and I traveled to a distant city to find an old friend. There was music, shouting, and at least one spectacular fight. I, naturally, saved the day. You're welcome. Doty, make sure you got that last part.

Doty, take this down. I don't want to talk about this one. Something terrible has happened and my fellow adventurers are shaken. Even Jumbo is quiet. Short Stuff is facing something I don't fully understand. Doty, just… stay close.