A horror novelist has severe writer's block. Fortunately, his agent has just the right thing. The hat worn by none other than Stephen Bachman. Of course, the struggling author can't resist… he also can't write if he stops wearing the hat, which takes away all concepts of time and space.

Lyle is a disappointment to his wealthy parents, who constantly meddle in his life. Unfortunately, their plan backfires, and now he has to deal with the aftermath.