Four Erwins try to convince panellists Judi Love, Richard Madeley, Joel Dommett and Sindhu Vee that they own a two-bedroom 17th-century Scottish hunting lodge located outside Glasgow, where the real Erwin lives with his ballet dancer partner Preston.

The house features a menagerie of farmyard animals, a collection of exotic glasswear and a double waterbed in the bedroom. One Erwin tries to convince the others he gave himself a serious hand injury while feeding a goose, while another says one of his chickens loves a blowdry. Each Erwin explains how they met their partner online, but was it really on a website called tugboat.com, as one of them claims? The Erwins also try to act natural on a trip to the chemist to pick up some fungal foot powder, but which one of them really does know pharmacist Margaret?

It's up to the celebrities to deduce who the real Erwin is by picking out the fibs, red herrings and outright porkies. The player the panel pick will win a cash prize, so it's in the interest of the imposters to keep their lies convincing.

Panellists Judi Love, Richard Madeley, Harry Hill and MIST try to identify the owner of a nine-bedroom Georgian mansion house. It is home to Rohini, but three visiting imposters all maintain they own the property. The real Rohini has an enviable property complete with an ice room, a pirate room, a yoga studio and an indoor beach, and she runs it as a yoga and alternative therapy retreat.

Up in the pirate room, one of the Rohinis claims that a broken window was caused by a small flying potato, while another says that a fireplace in the house cost £24,000. All the Rohinis demonstrate their alternative therapies, which range from spinning on the spot to clucking like a chicken.

The panel must align their chakras to intuit which of the Rohinis is the real homeowner, attempting to pick her out at the end of the episode.