What happens when you buy a funny car on the internet and then try to race a 2,000-hp Top Eliminator Sand Drag car on DIRT? Finnegan, Cotten and Newbern find out when they transform a one-of-a-kind '73 Opel funny car into a dirt-roosting machine.

Newbern, Cotten and Finnegan take a 1974 Cadillac with a 472ci V8 to a waterless boat race. That's where you tether a boat to a car and drag it around a dirt track while trying to smash other racers' boats. The one with the most boat left in the end wins.