With her biological clock ticking, but not yet ready to have children, Rachel decides to freeze her eggs; Terry tries to make his Bradshaw Bourbon appeal to a younger crowd by getting an earring, waxing his back, and buying a Lamborghini.

Terry rents out an entire Renaissance Faire for some family fun in an effort to convince Lacey's husband Noah to move the family to Texas permanently; Rachel debuts a new song for Terry, who takes it upon himself to design her album cover.