Fed up with their jobs, Fred and Barney plan to open a strip club. Fred has to deal with a suspicious Wilma, who wants to know why young women keep calling him and what the messages regarding two tons of cocaine mean.

Fred convinces Wilma and the Rubbles to spend their vacation in the mountains, digging up and re-burying old bodies where the cops can't find them. Fred and Barney fight while playing Monopoly and AJ flunks out of Rutgers.