ASIO operative Thadias Boweavil and El Greco Tunis are forced to work together to avenge the murder of Tunis' ex-mother Sacha Milk-Green (Vivian Leigh) and apprehend drug lord Bobby Cattermole (Carmen Electra).

El Greco Tunis is offered amnesty for their crimes by Lucy Nostrils in exchange for taking down an organization led by Giselle Prong (Maggie Q), one member of which is Tunis' former lawyer Bazza McUnderfleagle (Helen Mirren).