Stephen builds a pretend TV studio out of blankets and attends the red carpet opening in drag as Peta Credlin, in a chartreuse sports jacket as Alan Jones, and finally in a tizzy over nothing as Chris Kenny.

Shaun joins an army of terrapins dressed like the forces of Vlad the Impaler to battle an army of cats dressed in German World War 1 helmets. Kommandant Francis leads the cats in a raid on Shaun's farm.