Bumper (George Kennedy) grows philosophical about his personal laws, despite the fact that an aggrieved message parlor operator, Tina (Salome Jens), may cost him his badge. Along with the customary police series plots, which means putting the heat on Bumper Morgan's cop on the beat, the George Kennedy series specializes in old broads. This week Bumper faces abuse from Tina, a massage parlor manager, and takes it without flinching. Bumper also contemplates a wrestler with a penchant for wrecking cars. Harold Sakata, Kennedy's sidekick on his "Sarge" series, goes into his violent act and picks up a paycheck.