Turkina finds herself under the influence of an herbal collection that her grandmother sells near the subway. Verba is working for two, as Sinitskaya leads her around, pretending to be tired after a trip to the orphanage. Popova is assigned a case of robbery of a household appliance warehouse, but she has something more important to do - finding a place to watch an important soccer match with her friends.

Olga and Makarov make a bet on solving the case. The main condition is that the suspect must be questioned by Sinitskaya. Verba accidentally hears that Salamatin has problems with hemorrhoids, and decides to cure him. She is not stopped neither by the chain of command, nor even by the fact that the colonel has a completely different problem....