Pensioners Jack and Victor are two old friends living in the bleak high rise flats of Craiglang, Glasgow. When one of their pals takes up with a woman half his age, gossip abounds. Winston awaits his new false leg with hope, but will hearts be broken and legs wrong-footed?

Jack and Victor succumb to the lure of the Dial-a-Bus, but this one doesn't stop where they expected. Bobby escapes the pub for a welcome break on his bike.