Gretta is confronted by Militsa, a princess of the Severians who has set out to free her tribe from the rule of the Rogemorians. Gretta refuses Militsa's request on the grounds of tradition. But after Militsa steals a Severian artifact from Gretta's house, Dwight, Gretta, and Baldric search for the Severians to get answers.

Dwight helps Hexela promote her salon on social media. But when a new magical lip-balm turns Gretta, Hexela, and Nana into goats, Dwight, Baldric, and Kirk the Berserker must turn to the infuriating Contrarian for a counterspell.