Rachel finds herself the victim of an online scam and decides to do the only sensible thing: track down and confront the scammers face to face. Luckily, Paul is a highly trained police officer, well suited to confrontations with potentially dangerous criminals. Meanwhile, Amy gets spotted by a modelling agency talent scout, which inspires Cherry and Robin to cash in on their new baby by getting him signed up for some child modelling too.

The Jessops are off to visit Rachel and Robin's dad in Malta for the holiday of a lifetime. The only thing is, they all have quite different ideas about what makes a good holiday. Amy wants to paint the town red, Robin wants to try scuba-diving, Paul wants to visit every historical monument in the guidebook, Cherry wants to chill by the pool, and Rachel wants to address some long-standing grievances with her father via the medium of lengthy and intense conversations about her feelings. It seems unlikely that everyone is going to get what they are hoping for from the holiday, especially given that the swimming pool is out of order.