Robert is dating Tasia but mom & dad don't approve so they've set up blind dates. Dad's pick is Mone who takes Robert tap dancing followed by some cake decorating where more gets iced than baked goods. Mom's pick Ima is an artistic type and takes Robert to a pottery studio where she re-enacts a favorite scene from GHOST before they stop for coffee.

Cheerleader Clarissa is dating Jensen, a multi-pierced goth drummer. Dad's girlfriend Linda picks Tyler a college wrestler on scholarship from Idaho who takes Clarissa to the gym and shows her some throws before making her a salad lunch. Dad's pick, Chase, takes Clarissa to Chinatown for an acupuncture session followed by some dim sum and a trip to a wishing well before heading home.