Penultimate episode of the sketch show. We look ahead to the next actor to play James Bond, hang out with never-satiated chicken-loving schoolboy Fat Sam, and let rap star Swayze sell us some tat. We'll also learn some important football skills from Senegalese soccer star Patrick Okwonge Okwomge, and get educated on early Black British History with garage MC and academic Scribbler P.

Meanwhile, in Midsomer Detective Moses Mountree has problems with some traditional country pastimes. Big problems.