To the astonishment of his recruitment agent Idris and carer Ruth, Tim somehow manages to land a job at self-consciously cool greeting card company Anarchy Hamster, headed up by Shaun.

However, after assuming that he is only there to fill a quota, Tim takes full advantage of his ‘unsackable' status - only to learn that he of all people should know better than to assume.

Tim enters the cruel world of online dating, but after meeting a girl he actually hits it off with struggles to keep her away from his mad mother and arch nemesis.