Fiona learns some things from a newly liberated Judith; the Pink Eye Ball's MC calls to rescind Fiona's makeover with Nina Garcia and offer her anything else instead; Kip's law clerk reveals she is more than just devoted to her boss.

NSA analyst Abel accuses Fiona of psychological terrorism, a pathological liar seeks help for his disorder, and mother Putsy reveals her grand ­ completely illegal ­ plans for Kip's future.