Stuart has an encouraging first date with Annie, a yoga studio employee, but becomes unhinged. Upset when her "frenemy," Amelia, gets a major film role, Jessica demands that Glenn, her agent/squeeze, score her an audition, pronto. Following a slip in the shower, Wade institutes an emergency-alert system for his friends.

Stuart plans an epic pool party in hopes that Kimberly, a model, will attend. Jessica mentors Heaven, a homeless 19-year-old.