When Veronica gets sick, germaphobe Warner forces her go home. Sensing an opportunity, Eli takes care of her in hopes that his kindness will make her want to sleep with him.

When Camila goes out of town to visit her sister, she leaves Warner with his first family-free weekend in years - except for the fact that Crawford now lives with them. To solve the problem, Warner puts Crawford and David up in a hotel where the two are mistaken for a gay couple on their honeymoon.