When Camila goes out of town to visit her sister, she leaves Warner with his first family-free weekend in years - except for the fact that Crawford now lives with them. To solve the problem, Warner puts Crawford and David up in a hotel where the two are mistaken for a gay couple on their honeymoon.

When Crawford gets too drunk and accidentally ruins the Whittemores' couch, Camila insists that they all quit drinking so much. Then, Eli ignores David's constant complaining, and one of them ends up in the hospital for it.