A jittery Mr. Carlson tries out an important speech on the staff, with interesting results.

A station employee asks Venus to convince her 16-year-old not to drop out of school.

The original broadcast of this episode featured a pre-credits sequence in which Loni Anderson, surrounded by the entire cast and crew, spoke directly to the viewing audience, breaking the Fourth Wall to welcome home those who had just returned from the Iran Hostage Crisis.