A visit from Ethel's older/prettier/better sister leads her to drug and shave Malloy to pass him off as her chid, while Connie masquerades as her husband, Connor.

Malloy's misbehaving leads Denzel to call on his old gang from Detroit - the Cool Friends Gang. The OGs come to the park to help Denzel scare Malloy straight, only to end up in jail because of Malloy's antics. Malloy takes well to jail, but Woody recruits some of Brickleberry's third tier characters to break them out of prison just in time to prevent Denzel from having to marry Meat Hammer.