Red takes away the keys to Eric's Vista Cruiser after he notices a scratch on it, so the guys drive around in Kelso's cousin's car, which turns out to be stolen and the guys are detained. Jackie wants to have sex with Kelso and is anxiously waiting for him. Bob isn't too pleased Midge is taking a female empowerment class.

It's Valentine's Day and Eric wants to take Donna on their first date and give her his class ring, much to Hyde's displeasure. At the restaurant things are going well, until the waiter accidentally serves Donna a spiked drink.