A woman denies having had a one-time fling with Kelso; Kitty teaches Hyde the importance of lying in a relationship.

After Joanne fires Eric from the dog food factory, he asks Roy for a job as a waiter at the hotel. The problem? Impending father Kelso also wants the job. The job interview turns into a raucous (and dish shattering) competition between the two. Red orders Fez and Laurie to get a divorce. However, a succession of expensive wedding gifts change their minds. Meanwhile, Joanne has dumped Bob. To cheer him up, Donna and Jackie sent him an anonymous basket of fudge along with a romantic card.