A security guard walks into a bar and out comes one of the most famous headlines in Tabloid history: Headless Body in Topless Bar; and, the unfortunate results when a committed cop and maniac mobster fight for the same woman.

Bad influence: Miranda Dixon is out of prison, but the criminals she hooks up with on the outside threaten to put her back in for life; an 80-year-old loves his hot young wife, but when she's tempted by her own cousin, and lands them all in the tabloids.