Captain Captain has lost her pirate handbook. Cook and Line find it and read it, and they learn an interesting pirate rule: all pirates get to vote for their captain. They decide they they are going to have a vote to choose a new captain.

Cook and Line are behaving completely out of character - speaking politely and moving gracefully. They are fed up of losing games all the time and have decided to be more like the Swashbucklers by being well behaved instead. After all, 'good things happen to good pirates'. Captain Captain isn't buying it, and she needs naughty pirates to win back the jewels. But Cook and Line are adamant, they have left their naughty days behind them.