Captain Captain has been checking out all the latest looks in her Perfectly Pirate magazine. Sandy and Seaweed aren't dressing up to Captain Captain's high standards, so Seaweed suggests a competition and challenges Sandy to a 'dress off'. It's Captain Captain's job to judge who is dressed the coolest!

Captain Captain wants to get Sandy, Seaweed and herself into the Big Book of Pirate World Records and sets the pirates the task of trying to break a record to get their names in the book! However, they struggle to find a pirate world record to break!