Some Scandinavians have moved in to Jessop Square, and Brenda and Jenny are beside themselves. 'They're wearing highly knitted jumpers. The complex weaves are way beyond anything I can imagine.' Whatever they do, they simply must make friends with them.

Tim has been given a book by Jenny called So You're Going to Be a Dad. He thinks it might be a hint, and Tony tells him he's going to have to master dad skills before their baby arrives. Jenny has tasked Tim with making a cot from scratch.

Emma is devastated on hearing that Donny Osmond has got married and is in dire need of cheering up. Tim has a go. 'I like you more than I like beer.' 'Is that true?' asks a weepy Emma. 'No. No it isn't.' Tony tells Tim he's going to have to do better than that if he's to master dad skills and dispatches him to the garage to build the cot.

Brenda and Jenny present themselves to the Scandinavians, Lotte and Marie. They've made a Welcome to Britain box, which doesn't go down quite as well as they might have hoped.

It's Jenny and Tim's wedding day, and Tony is determined that everything will go according to plan. Emma is their bridesmaid but is anxious to take part in the annual Jessop Square North vs Jessop Square South grudge football match. Somehow, she has to be able to play.

Things get off to a bad start when Brenda and Emma help Jenny into her wedding dress, and they go from bad to worse. They've got two hours to get her down the aisle, and the clock is ticking.