When Ashley starts dating Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra, Berg sets out to show up the guy at Sharon's charity bachelor auction. Meanwhile, Irene invests more than Pete's worth to snatch him off the auction block.

A series of coincidences helps Berg regain his med-student mojo, but robs Pete of his golf-tournament dreams and reunites Irene with her felonious father. Meanwhile, Sharon has a few choice words about Johnny's homespun wedding vows.