A musical trio narrates the tale of Sharon and Ashley's night of drunken bonding that lands Ash in Sharon's wedding party. Meanwhile, Pete fails to clean up with a woman he meets at a laundromat bar.

Sharon stoops to an all-time low when she eyes her dream dress at a wedding-gown sale. Meanwhile, Ashley tries to fix her own sink after insulting Johnny for his know-how in the "simpler" things in life.