Goldie makes his directorial debut. The city's dark corners come to life. A nibble on forbidden fruit unlocks the dawning of consciousness. Plus: supermarket awkwardness from cartoonist Babak Ganjei.

Zawe Ashton hosts the third series of Channel 4's late-night, post-pub home for the world's craziest and most creative short films, from brand new talent and from more established names, and from music to animation, dance, visual art, spoken word and uncategorisable creative brilliance. This episode features crashing toga parties. Plus: reimagining Shakespeare with Selma's David Oyelowo, submerging random objects in the deep blue sea, and a cheeky Blade Runner riff in Like Teardrops in the Rain.