Ronnie Rendell has been given the task of reporting on Garsley Garment's Rugby league matches and his first report is far from promising. He is not helped by the team's new name, 'Frilly Things', which has been chosen by Di in order to help them prove their masculinity by winning!

The 'Frilly Things' feel they are being given a hard time by referees and Big D moves in to action. She keeps being told the ref is programmed like a robot to act at the sight of a foul, but she finds that inside the machine is a human being struggling to get out.