Mayan discovers that sobriety hasn't made George any less annoying when he challenges the family to give up their own addictions; his new sponsor, Iggy, shows the Lopezes that sobriety is no piece of cake.

When Quinten misses out on a promotion at the Apple Store for being too soft, George and Oscar take him to the swap meet to teach him how to get hard. A leopard-print-loving Rosie finds out that Mayan thinks she's tacky.