Dion is surprised to discover the expense involved in buying a patch of grass in London, before heading off to Greater Manchester to look at a tenanted, terraced property that leaves a lot to be desired. Meanwhile, Martel is off to Cumbria to visit a two-bed semi with an interesting roof.

Martin finds a surprise hiding in a bungalow in Stafford, Dion heads to a semi-detached in Stoke-on-Trent, and we revisit a former church in West Yorkshire to find out whether the newlywed owners managed to transform it into their dream 'forever home'.