The heartwarming story of little Sylvester Bass, a ten-year-old blind boy who would get the chance to watch his first and possibly only basketball game in between two risky eye surgeries. After a chance meeting with Metta World Peace, Metta grants Sylvester a wish. From here we uncover the truth about Metta's wildly outrageous antics throughout his career and the little monster puppeteer running the show behind the scenes.

Buddy Brogan (Chris Parnell) practically invented soccer as far as America is concerned. After failing to make it as a professional soccer player (or really any kind of soccer player), Buddy Brogan came to the United States in 1960 and with his signature style he lit the country ablaze with soccer fever. The only problem is his "signature style" might not adhere entirely to regulations.