Tigers first baseman Johnny Tomm faced an automatic career-ender when he completely tears his taint. When Tigers doctor, Dr. Drew Pinsky, suggests a risky experimental taint-replacement surgery, Johnny undergoes the operation and enters rehab. Defying all odds, Johnny slowly regains his strength and with a new outlook, a new love and a new taint, he returns to the game of baseball for the comeback of a lifetime.

THE OH-NO NO-NO tells the story of Otis Wood, a pitcher who defies all odds by pitching the 19th perfect game in baseball history, despite ingesting an excessive amount of drugs ranging from mushrooms to PCP and everything in between.