Ricky is colouring because he came prepared. Bubbles has a new tradition for kicking off the 2019 podcasts and 2018 can FUCK OFF!! Ricky gives some sage advice on fire works protocol and the boys also cover the topic is Albert Einstein a pianist or idiot? One last thing if you ever got your head stuck in a toilet you need to give us a call!

This week, Ricky's movie theatre etiquette is called into question - and what's with the parents at these movies?!!… a little touchy. Was Adam Ant a person or one of the fucking Ants? Do sperm shots for back pain work, why you don't fuck with gasoline or a marsupial with three openings, and what are the merits of corn hole wiping?!