The Boys have a special guest: an old friend from across the park who's a one-man guitar factory! Does his homemade machine wind hair, or snare hares?! Plus: find out why Ricky wants a goose neck, Julian's thoughts on alcoholism, and what to do if a snake bites your cock!

Did Ricky ever have a rabbit, or was it just a dream? Why does Bubbles want to get microchipped? Has Ricky just got someone fired from Dragons' Den? Can the Boys make a bag from a leg and make some decent scrilla? Find out the answers to these fucked questions, and more!