How are Ricky's new year's resolutions going? How does science control daylight? Are there spots on a giraffe's wang? Find out the answers to these fucked questions, and more!

What's happening to Ricky? He's making 'abacastraca' art, talking French, and doing math! Also: Amazing facts about barcodes, termites, and dead birds, and why Bubbles hates Mr. Magoo!