Julian wasn't able to make it to the podcast this week, but luckily SwearNet got local prison guard "Gorilla Fingers" as a special guest! He talks about the ins and outs of cavity searches -- why he does them, whether or not he enjoys them, as well as stories about the strangest things he's ever found "up there."

While Julian is off celebrating the birthday of Ralph Macchio, T and Rascal from the Roc Pile are in the trizailor this week! T talks about his cross-Canada tour, and Ricky claims he can produce diamonds from his ass. Plus - can porn dogs sniff out adult material?