Ricky summons up the power of pepperoni and looks into the future - will you be getting a new car, or fucked up in an earthquake? Plus: Bubbles designs the new Space Force uniform, Julian investigates Samsquamptches, and we find out why Ricky dipped his ballsack in soy sauce!

Get ready to Jingle Jangle Jingle with Bubbles on this stoned-as-fuck episode of Park After Dark! The Boys discuss alien anal probes, Coronavirus cruises, and the awesomeness of owning a horse. Also: Ricky comes up with an ingenious way to get free booze at the bar - the perfect scam for Valentine's Day!