Wanna wear your underwear for a month? Julian has a solution! Need a wholesome book for kiddies' bedtime? Don't fucking read them the tale of Douglas the bear and Creepy Carl! What the FUCK have the Boys been smoking today?!!

Slow roasted balogny... Shake & Bake hotdogs... presto pesto... four kinds of fancy-ass mustard... holy fuck, Bubbles and Ricky have cooked up a feast. Pity it's all gonna give Julian heartburn! Also: Hank Williams, Ricky's German lesson, and a massive tit fight!